Hey guys!
I just wanted to let you guys know how much I hate pencils! If you know me, you'll understand what I'm talking about, but if you don't know me, then don't bother reading.
Well, first of all, pencils are dangerous. I mean, if you try to tazer someone, they could whip out a sharp pencil and hack your hand with it! Even if you THOUGHT that person was your friend! Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Who doesn't love pencils? You can write stuff with them! But, not the person whose hand was attacked by it! Now there's a small red dot on that person's hand, and although the swelling has already gone down and it'll eventually scab over, the emotional scarring will last forever.
Also, if someone who you also thought was your friend loses their pencil, then they could accuse you of stealing it from them and then not want to be your friend anymore, even if you didn't even steal it!
Just saying.
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So, for all those people who don't know what I'm talking about, one of my "friends" (not naming names) attacked me with a pencil when I tried to tazer them, and another one of my "friends" (again, not naming names) accuses me of stealing her pencil when she lost it and then she got mad at me. But I didn't even steal it.
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