Thursday, January 14, 2010

Gaspard Ulliel vs. Mika (Girls Only! Guys Won`t Be Interested)

Hey guys!
Some loser that goes to my school insists that Mika is way better, hotter, and more talented than Gaspard Ulliel. Here are my arguments.
Gaspard can speak AT LEAST two languages, he can act, and I bet he can sing if he tried. But Gaspard is too good for singing, which is why he got the super sexy role of Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal Rising. No one can murder anyone with that much style! Oh and I can never forget to mention his labcoat! Now that man can wear a labcoat. GASPARD YOU WORK THAT LABCOAT! I`d like to see Mika try to pull off a labcoat like Gaspard does. 3 words; not. gonna. happen!
Now for Mika. Well, there is not much to be said about him. His voice sucks, he does not act, he smells funny, and when he wears a labcoat he does not look nearly as hot as Gaspard!
Well, to that loser from my school, do not feel ashamed for liking Mika more than Gapsard, because at least we can agree on something: that Gaspard Ulliel and Mika will always be higher than Justin Beiber on the hotness scale!

1 comment:

  1. OMG! DONT YOU EVEN TRY TO INSULT JUSTIN BIEBER WHEN YOU AND ANDIE LIKE TO BUTT UGLY GUYS THAT CAN'T SING, ACT, DANCE OR ANYTHING ELSE AS GOOD ASJUSTIN BIEBER! NEITHER OF THEM ARE EVEN FAMOUS! LIKE, OMG GET OVER THEM!

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