"Sleep Talkin' Man"

Hey guys!
So I was surfing the internet earlier and read about something that can be described in one word: Hysterical!
So there's this man, maybe in his early 30's or late 20's, and he sleep talks. Okay, you're probably thinking "So? Lots of people sleep talk. What's so special about him?" Well, I'll tell you. The things he says are hilarious, but they make absolutely no sense. Below is a list of some of the things he's said while he's asleep.

Note: Some of the things he says have swear words in them, so I will try to avoid those. But some of them sre just so funny that I HAVE to put them on!

Note: Some things he says are rather... creepy. Almost like wierd visions? I don't know, but they freaked me out.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Panda's are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

"Deedoo. It's a deedoo. A deedoo... Oh, it's not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is."

"You know, with you you you, it's all me, me, me. Well f*** f*** f*** f*** you you you."

"[chuckling throughout] I'm trying not to laugh. But your face! Your face! Oh, please look away. Please?"

"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

"No, not the cats. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."
Note: One of the creepy things I was talking about.

"I'm awe-some. Deal with it f***er!"

"Monkey power! Straight from the jungle."

"Can you hold... can you hold my starfish? It doesn't like it when I'm getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! It's legs are getting all cree-py cree-py."

"I feel all rolley polley rolley polley. Rolley pony PONY... Splat!"

"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."

"We haven't got a plank. Just f***ing jump."

"[Hand tangled in wife's hair, massaging her scalp.] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You've got to shave."

"Don't... don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't help you stop smelling like a piece of shit."

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe in my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."

(Andie will love this one) "Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."

Oh my goodness. These are hilarious! And completely real. His wife has a voice activated audio recorder, and in the morning she types them onto a blog. They're very popular now, and they've even been on several talk shows. If you would like to read more of his... jibberish (amusing jibberish!), then go to www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com and no, there is no "g" in "talkin".
Wow, he's a smart ass in his sleep! Seriously, he says rude things about people! But I still lol'd ;)

Adults' Perspective on Today's Youth

Hey guys!
So, I was just thinking; Why are adults so... picky about what teen's should be like? Whenever we take out our cell phones or laptops, they always say something about "Well when I was a kid, we didn't have anything like that!" Well, you're not kids anymore.
It's the same when we sit down on a couch. Adults immediately assume that we're lazy and tell us about how different life on the farm was, and how you had to wake up really early in the morning and how much work there was. Well, then why didn't you move us onto a farm if you think we need to work really hard?
But what I hate the most is when they complain about how THEY have to pay the bills and THEY have to cook dinner and THEY have to clean. I agree, teens should definately help out, but it shouldn't be our full time job! When they were kids, their parents did all that for them. Now they have kids and it's their job to take care of us! Then we'll do the same for our kids.
I just think that if they think we're lazy or take technology for granted, then they should remind themselves that they were the ones that raised us to believe what we believe.

Review: "Wake" by Lisa McMann

Hey guys!
Sorry I didn't blog yesterday, homework keeps me pretty busy!
Anyways, I read a great book called "wake" last year and I decided to review it because I loved it so much.
Basically the story is about a regular 17- year-old high school girl named Janie Hannagan. At first she may seem like any other teenage girl. But in reality, boys, school, and mean girls are the least of her worries. Janie gets sucked into peoples dreams. Yeah, you heard me right, she gets sucked into dreams. She's cursed with an ability that she doesn't want and can't control. One minute she'll be studying for a test, next minute she'll be witnessing somebody's dreams, and she's getting tired of it. Especially the sex-crazed dreams, the naked-but-nobody-notices dreams, and the falling dreams - she's seen it all.
Then one day she meets Cabel, and her life is changed forever.

The setup of the story is different. There are chapters, but in each chapter there are different paragraphs, and each paragraph has a time. When it's a different day, a month, day, year AND time are labeled. It's a good way to let the reader know when each paragraph is taking place.

This book has got it all. It's disturbing (in a good way!), full of action and thrills, and a perfect amount of romance. 'Cause you know us girls, we love the romance! ;D
It's a great story, and I know you'll love it as much as I do!

Haiti Earthquake

Hey guys!
I'm sure you've all heard of the Haiti earthquake, but what inspired me to blog about it was how severe it was and how it emotionally shook the whole world.
People are still dying on the streets, others are on their knees praying for help. Pregnant women are giving birth on the pavement and injured people are transported in wheel barrows to hurriedly set up field hospitals.
Although most buildings and stores are destroyed, people are rummaging through them grabbing anything they can. One man grabbed a large box of tampons and shouted "I've got no idea what this is, but I'm sure you can sell it!"
The Pan American Health Organization estimated around 50,000-100,000 people died in the 7.0-magnitude tremor, but many people are still dieing from the aftermath of the quake, and a reliable death toll may not come for weeks.
How could a country that started off with nothing, end up with less? It amazes me that Haitans are able to go through such a terrifying and devastating ordeal, and still manage to find hope for them and their country.

The Lovely Bones & Happy Birthday Courtney!

Hey guys!
Well, as you can tell, I didn't post anything on my blog yesterday. That would be because my dad's wireless router is stupid and it wouldn't work last night. So I'm making two blog post in one today :)
Well, I watched "The Lovely Bones" yesterday and I loved it! The story was really good, but I wasn't happy with the ending. Something about it left me unsatisfied. I wasn't happy that Susie's body wasn't found, and I didn't like that her murderer fell off a cliff. I would have liked it better if someone killed him.
Also, you really have to pay attention attention to it. If you miss something that happens, then you won't understand the rest of the movie. It's all about symbolism. Everything that Susie saw in the "In Between" symbolized something that was happening on Earth. The glass bottles with the ships that her dad was smashing, the safe had her body in it, the gazebo where Ray was waiting for her, the flower her dad was holding, and even the icicle that killed her murderer. In the moment you see it, it doesn't make sense. But eventually something happens and you say "Oh, my god! That's what it was!"
Overall, I love the movie and I think that everyone should watch it!

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Hey guys!
It's Courtney's birthday today! She's 14!
Courtney, I hope you have an awesome birthday and I'll see you at school on Monday! :)

Gaspard Ulliel vs. Mika (Girls Only! Guys Won`t Be Interested)

Hey guys!
Some loser that goes to my school insists that Mika is way better, hotter, and more talented than Gaspard Ulliel. Here are my arguments.
Gaspard can speak AT LEAST two languages, he can act, and I bet he can sing if he tried. But Gaspard is too good for singing, which is why he got the super sexy role of Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal Rising. No one can murder anyone with that much style! Oh and I can never forget to mention his labcoat! Now that man can wear a labcoat. GASPARD YOU WORK THAT LABCOAT! I`d like to see Mika try to pull off a labcoat like Gaspard does. 3 words; not. gonna. happen!
Now for Mika. Well, there is not much to be said about him. His voice sucks, he does not act, he smells funny, and when he wears a labcoat he does not look nearly as hot as Gaspard!
Well, to that loser from my school, do not feel ashamed for liking Mika more than Gapsard, because at least we can agree on something: that Gaspard Ulliel and Mika will always be higher than Justin Beiber on the hotness scale!

Kid's Hair Gets Him Suspended

Hey guys!
Okay, so I know i'm a little late today. It's 10:30 PM! So sorry 'bout that, but I've been swamped with homework lately.
Okay, before I go completely off topic, I want to tell you guys about something I heard about. So, this 4 year old boy from Texas gets suspended. Why? Because his hair was too long. Yep, you heard me right. His hair was too long. Apparantly they have a "grooming policy", and long hair on boys goes against that. But have they looked at the kid? The kid's hair is clean, it's obvious that he brushes it, and the hair wasn't even long, it was at his shoulders. What in the world is wrong with that? It's not like it affects his or anyone elses education. I mean, I'd understand if his hair was unwashed, knotted, and down to his butt. Or if it stunk so badly that he couldn't focus on his work and all the kids around him passed out 'cause they don't have any clean air, but come on, his hair was fine! And, yeah, they let him back in, but they said that his hair has to be above his ears. That stupid school board needs to get their heads straight before they turn into complete fruit loops. Idiots.

Pencils

Hey guys!
I just wanted to let you guys know how much I hate pencils! If you know me, you'll understand what I'm talking about, but if you don't know me, then don't bother reading.
Well, first of all, pencils are dangerous. I mean, if you try to tazer someone, they could whip out a sharp pencil and hack your hand with it! Even if you THOUGHT that person was your friend! Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Who doesn't love pencils? You can write stuff with them! But, not the person whose hand was attacked by it! Now there's a small red dot on that person's hand, and although the swelling has already gone down and it'll eventually scab over, the emotional scarring will last forever.
Also, if someone who you also thought was your friend loses their pencil, then they could accuse you of stealing it from them and then not want to be your friend anymore, even if you didn't even steal it!

Just saying.

Too Much Homework!

Hey guys!
Well, maybe I should start off on a good note. Yay! Grade 8! Senior year! We're the leaders of the school, that means no older kids looking down on us! We also get the best feature's in the whole school! Grad, an over night trip (Brock in May, can't wait!), Sex Ed. (NOT!), and high school next year!
Although all of these cool and fun things probably sound inviting to children in lower grades, don't be fooled. There are too many bad things about it to be won over by a few cool things. There's HPV shots (very, very painful) which happen to be taking place tomorrow, high school next year (you may have noticed that I put this in the cool features list too. To me, high school has its pros and cons!), pressure to get good grades because grade 8 determines your high school courses, Sex Ed., and HOMEWORK! Oh yes, the heaping pile of never-ending homework. Sometimes I wonder; are teachers trying to overwork us? Because sometimes I get so much of it that it's unbearable! For example, today I came home with my speech, speech planning sheet, speech organization sheet, math sheet, spelling sheet, major science project, major science test to study for, and a quote of the day to be explained! Oh, and did I forget to mention that most of this is due tomorrow?!
Yep, it's true. If you want to make it through grade 8, then you better be one tough biatch!

Speeches

Hey guys! School speeches are coming up in February, and I still have so much to do! But I don't mind it, unlike other people in my grade. Why does everyone hate speeches so much? I love writing them because if it's a topic that I feel passionately about, then I'll get to inform others on that topic so that they can understand more about it. For example, this year my speech topic is schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is an extremely severe and complex disease of the brain. It causes a person to lose touch with reality, so they may see or hear hallucinations and believe that it's real, or they'll have delusions that have no basis on reality. They can't tell the difference between what's real and what's not. There's no cure, and diagnosis is based upon the patients description of their symptoms, there's no physical test for it.
See? That's what I like about them. Being able to pick a topic that you love and sharing it with others. But that's where presenting comes in. Again, I love being able to talk about schizophrenia to help others understand it better, but I hate presenting. I'm always scared that I'll mess up or say a word wrong, and sometimes I do! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to get over that fear if I want to get a good mark. I mean, I've been doing this since the 4th grade! That was 4 years ago. So I've done 4 speeches, and they haven't ended up in disaster so far!
Anyways, I have to go work on my speech!

My New Blog

Hey guys, I just started my new blog! I know it's pretty late, 11:02 PM to be exact. Creating a blog was just an on the spot idea that I thought would be kind of cool, but I'm new to this, so bear with me!